Psychic Attorneys Network?

Me: Law Office. How can we help you?

Caller: Simone Butler, please.

Me: I’m sorry but she is not available at this…

Caller: F*** this!

Me: May I have your name?

Caller: She knows who the F*** this is!

Me: I’m sorry sir. You called a law office, not the Psychic Friends Network.

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*Actual caller handled by the me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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