Me: Law Office. How can we help you?
Caller: Simone Butler, please.
Me: I’m sorry but she is not available at this…
Caller: F*** this!
Me: May I have your name?
Caller: She knows who the F*** this is!
Me: I’m sorry sir. You called a law office, not the Psychic Friends Network.
*Actual caller handled by the me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*