Me: I can see if Mr. Smith is available. May I ask your name please?
Caller: Ellen Withtheautomobileclubregardingsteveandjanejones.
WIDTS: Amazing name, Ms. Withtheautomobileclubregardingsteveandjanejones. Do you have to use nametags as big as a rappers necklace?
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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
© 2011 by What I Desired to Say….

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