Talking to the Air

Me: Thank you for calling XYZ company, may I get your name to find an account file?

Caller: Larry

(Pause)

Me: And do you have a last name, sir?

Caller: Oh, yeah. Dennison

Me: Thank you sir. Ok I see an account with that name. May I have you confirm your address?

Caller: 1234 Main Street, Idiotville.

Me: Ok thank you. And how may I help you?

Caller: I see your company has withdrawn $29.95 from my account. Can you tell me why?

Me: Sure. We partner with a number of payday loan companies to offer their customers a financial assistance package that can help save then up to $300. Have you applied for a payday loan, recently?

Caller: No.

Me: So you’ve never applied for a short-term loan ever?

Caller: Well not with you…

WIDTS: That much is obvious, sir. What is also obvious is that you lack the mental capacity to enroll in our program, so I will be refunding you the $29.95 fee. Unless you’d like to purchase our do-it-yourself IQ Improvement kit, which as strange as it may seem, is ALSO the same price.

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