Captain Oblivious Returns Again

Voicemail I received from a customer: Hi, I got an email from John and my email address is: moron@idiotsinc.com. I do not want to accept an early payment option and I don’t understand what you mean when you say, “Please follow the directions in the attached form.”

WIDTS: I can see that simple directions are much too complicated for you, miss. Would instructions a 5th grader could understand be more understandable coming from your 5th grade teacher? I can call Miss Miller and have her on the line to interpret for you, if necessary.

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