Me: I have cancelled your account and an email confirmation should be arriving shortly…
Caller: OK, lemme open up my email…
Me: ..if it doesn’t appear in your inbox please check your Spam folder. Your Refund ID is 81349 and you should be receiving the funds in 5-7 business days.
Caller: Lemme make sure I have the Refund number right. It was 813489, right?
Me: No, just remove the last 8.
Caller: Say it agin, if’n ya don’ mind.
Me: 81349.
Caller Oh…, just take out the last 8.
WIDTS: Yes, take out the last 8, just like I did on what I thought was your IQ.
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Nice!! This is good stuff here.
Thanks for reading!
I’ve always wondered what it was like on the other side of the phone :) I think some people purposely act stupid because they are lonely and want to appear to have friends.
There are much better ways to make me want to be your friend than acting stupid.
People call my house thinking it’s Von’s pharmacy and I just play along until they get suspicious and hang up.
Well played! LOL
They call everyday… haha