Invoiced

This is an image of part of an “invoice” my grandmother received for a cookbook she ordered and paid for by phone.

WIDTS: I’m tempted to ask her to send them a check for the requested $0.00.

© 2012 by What I Desired to Say….

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Answering Questions I Wasn’t Going to Ask

Themis statue, Chuo University Suginami High S...

Lady Justice

Me: May I ask the name of your firm again. please?

Caller: Oh sure. It is Douglass, Underhill, Mayers, Billings, Adams, Smith & Stephens. We are an associate of Tricksters Insurance and are handling the claim for your client Mr. Saint.

Me: Let me rewind us back to my question, OK? Yep, I thought so. I only asked for the name of your firm, not every last detail about what you do, who you are affiliated with, etc. Damn lawyers thinking they can talk forever and everyone cares about everything that comes out of their mouth.

*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

© 2011 by What I Desired to Say….