Inspector Clouseau, Maybe?

 

Steve Martin as Inspector Jacques Clouseau, su...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

The other day at work, the boss of my boss comes into my office and the following exchange took place:

 

Him: Please tell me we are not sending out any letters in French.

 

Me: OK, we are not (any more), but we did.

 

Him: Why?

 

Me: Because a vendor asked for our letter to be translated into French.

 

Him: How was that accomplished?

 

Me: Google Translate.

 

Him: Who sent the letter?

 

Me: Brian (my boss)

 

Him: Who said he could do that?

 

Me: He did.

 

Him: He, who?

 

WIDTS: Inspector Fucking Clouseau, that’s who.

 

 

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Asking is the Simplest Method

Close-up of the rotors in a Fialka cipher machine

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Question posted on a popular Q&A site: How do I get on a public cisco network?Its asking for a securty code?

WIDTS: Well first of all you need to install code breaking software on your computer and then let it loose on the millions of possible combinations. Or you could just ask the people responsible for the network since it’s apparently a public one.

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