Attention Deficit

Me: National Help Line. How may I help you?

Caller: Is this Banana Republic?

Me:I know you’re not too poor to pay attention if you’re shopping @ Banana Republic, so there must be some other reason for your ignorance of my call opening.

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed to protect the idiotic. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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