Me: National Help Line. How may I help you?
Caller: Is this Banana Republic?
Me:I know you’re not too poor to pay attention if you’re shopping @ Banana Republic, so there must be some other reason for your ignorance of my call opening.
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed to protect the idiotic. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*