Batting 1.000

Me: Thank you for calling intercomsonthenet.com. How can I help you?

Caller: You sell intercoms correct?

Me: No we don’t. This is a Mafia controlled company that is trying to lose money by opening the call randomly so that we don’t sell anything. Since you happened to want exactly what we opened the call with, we have taken a hit out on you. Have a nice day!

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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