Caller: How do I stop my magazine subscription?
Me: Ummm. I don’t know, maybe calling the publisher and saying, ” Please cancel my subscription.”? Unless you chose auto billing, which in that case at the stroke of 5 minutes ago, we billed you for the next century of our magazine.
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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