A chimpanzee brain at the Science Museum London

Me: I apologize that shipping cannot be calculated on our website right now. We are aware of it and it is being worked on. I unfortunately do not have any other way to look up shipping info other than the website. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Caller: Can you give me the shipping costs?

WIDTS: So you have decided to go completely off-menu and order a brain replacement. Good choice, as I can see that your replacement is long, long overdue.


*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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© 2012 by What I Desired to Say….

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