Me: Thanks for calling SportsFans.com. How can I help you?
Caller: I’d like to order Item# 3862277, please.
Me: I’m sorry, but Item# 3862277 is not showing as available at this time.
Caller: Well I’m looking right at it on your website.
Me: OK can you give me a Product Name or title?
Caller: It’s called Majestic Historic Ticket T-Shirt.
Me: OK. Not seeing that either. Are you at our website, SportsFans.com?
Caller: How would I know?
Me: Well, you can look in the address bar of your browser for the part immediately after the www…
Caller: Oh I’m on http://www.CubsFans.com. No wonder you couldn’t find it!
WIDTS: And I wonder how you take a shower without scalding your face off…
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