Caller: Can you tell me if the Down Alternative Throw Blanket on your site is the same one as I saw in an outlet store yesterday?
Me: Well as it happens, I can. Due to evolving marketing technologies, I can withdraw that memory from your mind. However, it has not yet been tested on a human. Would you like to volunteer?
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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