Me: OK. Someone will be calling you back soon to schedule an appointment.
Caller: When will someone be out to fix my dryer?
WIDTS: I know your hearing is fine because we just had a 5 minute conversation where I collected all of your contact information. So I can only assume you have allowed your brain to shut down. What? It’s still functioning at 100% capacity? Then why did you just ask me a question I answered in my previous comment? Oh. Because 100% of your brain’s capacity compares to a slug? Understood? Or was that word too long for you?
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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