Me: I’m sorry, but Charles is not currently available. What is your name and phone # and I’ll have him call you back when he is available?
Caller: Can I call back later?
WIDTS: Can you hold a moment while I call on my voodoo god to control your body so you cannot call back later.
Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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