Me: Thank you for calling Vaccine Exemptions R Us. How can I help you?
Caller: Can you please have someone call me to tell me what to say in a letter the state requires to have my child exempted from being vaccinated based on religious objections?
Me: Let me get this straight. You want US, an organization of hundreds of people, to tell YOU how to write a letter that expresses how YOUR supposedly deeply personal religious beliefs are a reason for your child to NOT be vaccinated against the deadly diseases that can allegedly kill or maim them if they are exposed to them? Is that right? You are not able to express your own concerns and feelings without assistance?
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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