Me: Sure, I can help you place your order. May I have your name please?
Caller: John Q. Public.
Me: OK, Thank You. And may I get the Billing Address for your order, please?
Caller: How do you ship?
WIDTS: Oh! I see we are in the randomly related question phase of the ordering process. Here’s mine: Did your parents drop you on your head when you were little?
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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