ME: May I ask which state you are calling from?
CALLER: There’s more than one?
WIDTS: Last I checked, another 49 or there’s WAY too many stars on our flag. Damn arrogant Texans.
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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