Caller: I see on your site, that the vaccine for Rubinella* is not available in the United States anymore. Do you know where I can get it?
WIDTS: Well, my cousin was able to get the last bit, but you don’ wanna know how. For $20, he’ll make sure you get the shot. Oh and don’t pay no mind to the chick in the hallway with a needle stickin’ outta her arm. That just my girl, she alive.
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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