Me: Thank you for calling ABC Company. This is Steven. How can I help you?

Caller: Willard?

Me: Yes, I’m Willard. I’d like to avoid all of my paying customers, so I’m using a fake name to simultaneously take your call and avoid you at the same time. I’m multi-tasking!!


*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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