Me: May I get your name please?
Caller: Did you need my location?
Me: No. What. Is. Your. Name. Please?
Caller: Well when the person tries to enter the game the machine shuts down.
Me: OK, Mr. Nonamuss. Do I dare ask for your phone number?
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*Actual caller handled by the answering service, MyAnswering.com. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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