Subway Employee Idiocy

Me: I’d like a 6-inch ham and swiss sub on wheat please.

Sandwich ‘Artist’: I’m sorry but we are all out of 6-inch bread. Would you like a footlong instead?

WIDTS: I got a footlong in my pants. Why don’t you just cut the footlong bread in half and make it a 6-inch? Did you fail your math class?

*Actual event. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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