Me: I’d like a 6-inch ham and swiss sub on wheat please.
Sandwich ‘Artist’: I’m sorry but we are all out of 6-inch bread. Would you like a footlong instead?
WIDTS: I got a footlong in my pants. Why don’t you just cut the footlong bread in half and make it a 6-inch? Did you fail your math class?
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