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Me: Thank you for calling Sports Fans Shop. How can I help you?
Caller: With the thunderstorms today, can you give me a prediction whether the game will be played today?
Me: Well, since I minored in Divination @ Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the chances are good that a Confundus spell has been cast upon you, sir.
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