Me: OK the night attendant will be there in about 20 minutes and you will need to meet them @ the phone you are currently calling from.
Caller: Right where I’m at now. OK
25 minutes later
Caller: Remember I called a little while ago about being locked out of my room?
Me: Yes, the night attendant should be there shortly.
Caller: I’m parked over by my room. Should I go wait by the phone?
WIDTS: Ma’am, I must let you know that a new charge will appear on your bill upon checkout. It will be labeled Clerk Inconvenience Fee. However, I feel I should tell you that we refer to it as an Idiot Fee.
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
© 2010 by What I Desired to Say….
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