Question posted on a popular Q&A site: How do i turn on my virgin mobile phone?
WIDTS: Well it’s still a virgin, so be gentle and caring. Start by kissing it softly, and occasionally stroking it on the side. As it warms to the idea you can then move the caressing to the battery cover, while kissing it on the side. If It’s still willing then, move to the power button and press it really hard until it comes on for you.
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