Please Sir, May I Have Another?

Towelie from South Park holding a bong.

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Me: Thank you for calling Stew In Your Own Juices Hotel. How can I help you?

Caller: If I brought my used towels down to the office, could I get some more?

WIDTS: Absolutely not! How dare you ask for EXTRA towels?! We only have one set of towels per room. You have to wash your own at the Laundromat clear on the other side of town if you want fresh towels.


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