Question found on a popular Q&A Site: How do I pray properly, so that it takes effect instantly?
WIDTS: Well instant prayer answering is part of the pro package of religion and I believe it is half of your income. Otherwise, the basic version is free and God will answer your prayer when he gets done answering all of the pro customers first. I’m still waiting for an answer from last April and my number is 10,004,543,446,225. Good luck!
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