Deputy Dumbass: (from a posting about the GPS program request process): If you submit a request knowing that you do not meet the above listed criteria, your application maybe delayed or you may be excluded from the program.
WIDTS: You mean there’s a chance my application will NOT be delayed and actually approved if I don’t meet the criteria? And you wonder why some people can’t follow the rules?
DD: (holding up a plastic bag with 20-30 plasticspoons inside) I found these spoons in the garbage can. Do you knowingly throw away $100 bills? Well, do you? No of course not, but that’s what those spoons are to me. Money. (then he proceeds to throw them in the garbage can… Again.)
WIDTS: So a five-cent plastic spoon is similar to a $100 bill to you? Why did you then throw away $2-$3000 if the spoons were still in the plastic bag, moron?