Me: I’m sorry but the person you need to speak with is not available. I can take a message and have them call you back.
Caller: So how does the program work?
WIDTS: It doesn’t, but assholes like you that can’t pay attention are making a killing for us. Thanks!
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
© 2011-2012 by What I Desired to Say….
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