Hell Hath No Fury….

From this article: Polish Dentist Pulls ALL of Ex-Boyfriends Teeth.

“Two days after dumping his dentist slash girlfriend for another woman, Marek Olszewski asked her to help him with a toothache.”

WIDTS: What a player!!

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Redux: Virtually Non-existent

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Caller: How is my labwork instruction handled?

Me: All classes for this course are done in virtual labs online.

Caller: I don’t have to go to a clinic and practice there?

WIDTS: Only if the name of the clinic is Virtual Labs Online.

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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Redux: Most Important?

Originally posted January 28, 2010:

Caller: Hmmmm…I have so many things to do today and I have a minute now to call the attorney to reschedule my appointment. I just wish I had realized that it’s 5am and the office doesn’t open for 4 hours.

Well, by calling 4 hours before the attorney even wakes up at least you didn’t need to be placed on hold…

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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Redux: Pointless

Originally posted on January, 27, 2010:

Me: Thank you for calling CheapBedding.com, where you get more than you bargained for. How can I help you?

Caller: Good morning. I’m calling about the Laureal Aston Emasculation bed set.

Me: Great. And how can I help you?

Caller: Do you know the Emasculation style?

WIDTS: Sadly I do. I have an ex-wife for a reason. Now is there a question I can actually help you with, or are you going to waste some more of your time and mine?

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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Redux: How-To

Caller: How do I stop my magazine subscription?

Me: Ummm. I don’t know, maybe calling the publisher and saying, ” Please cancel my subscription.”? Unless you chose auto billing, which in that case at the stroke of 5 minutes ago, we billed you for the next century of our magazine.

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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