Happy Easter!

Stained glass at St John the Baptist's Anglica...

Stained glass at St John the Baptist's Anglican Church

Kelly, the stupid sales guy: Hey Lucinda, what day do we get off for Easter?

Lucinda: Um, Sunday?

Kelly: I know we get Sunday off, but what paid day off do we get?

Lucinda: We don’t. Easter is ALWAYS on a Sunday, therefore no paid day off for it.

Kelly: I could swear that we’ve always gotten a paid day off for Easter.

WIDTS: Tell you what Kenny, I’m so generous, I’m going to give you Saturday, Sunday and even Friday off for Easter. Oh, that’s right you don’t work Friday’s anyways. Piss off!

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