Kelly, the stupid sales guy: Hey Lucinda, what day do we get off for Easter?
Lucinda: Um, Sunday?
Kelly: I know we get Sunday off, but what paid day off do we get?
Lucinda: We don’t. Easter is ALWAYS on a Sunday, therefore no paid day off for it.
Kelly: I could swear that we’ve always gotten a paid day off for Easter.
WIDTS: Tell you what Kenny, I’m so generous, I’m going to give you Saturday, Sunday and even Friday off for Easter. Oh, that’s right you don’t work Friday’s anyways. Piss off!