Redux: Pointless

Originally posted on January, 27, 2010:

Me: Thank you for calling CheapBedding.com, where you get more than you bargained for. How can I help you?

Caller: Good morning. I’m calling about the Laureal Aston Emasculation bed set.

Me: Great. And how can I help you?

Caller: Do you know the Emasculation style?

WIDTS: Sadly I do. I have an ex-wife for a reason. Now is there a question I can actually help you with, or are you going to waste some more of your time and mine?

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

© 2010-2012 by What I Desired to Say….

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