Originally posted on January, 27, 2010:
Me: Thank you for calling CheapBedding.com, where you get more than you bargained for. How can I help you?
Caller: Good morning. I’m calling about the Laureal Aston Emasculation bed set.
Me: Great. And how can I help you?
Caller: Do you know the Emasculation style?
WIDTS: Sadly I do. I have an ex-wife for a reason. Now is there a question I can actually help you with, or are you going to waste some more of your time and mine?
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*
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