Me: Law office. How may I help you?
Caller: Yeah, I was calling on the 2-bedroom apartment in the paper…
Me: I’m sorry there was a misprint by the paper. You’ve reached the wrong #.
Caller: Has it been rented?
WIDTS: No, actually it hasn’t. Would you like to put a non-refundable “deposit” down on it?
*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*