Redux: Re-Sizing the Expectations of Humanity

Originally posted January 29, 2010:
Caller: It says on here that you will re-size the ring upon request. Can it be re-sized to a size 6.5?

WIDTS: Only if the size is below your IQ #. Since your IQ is obviously below 6.5, I am sorry, but we cannot accommodate your request.


*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

Custom Screenprinting available! No order too small/large.


Feel free to tell me what YOU wanted to say!

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