Redux: Re-Sizing the Expectations of Humanity

Originally posted January 29, 2010:
Caller: It says on here that you will re-size the ring upon request. Can it be re-sized to a size 6.5?

WIDTS: Only if the size is below your IQ #. Since your IQ is obviously below 6.5, I am sorry, but we cannot accommodate your request.

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*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

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