Redux: After 100 Years…

Originally posted on February 2, 2010:

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Me: Thanks for calling How can I help you?

Caller: I’d like to order Item# 3862277, please.

Me: I’m sorry, but Item# 3862277 is not showing as available at this time.

Caller: Well I’m looking right at it on your website.

Me: OK can you give me a Product Name or title?

Caller: It’s called Majestic Historic Ticket T-Shirt.

Me: OK. Not seeing that either. Are you at our website,

Caller: How would I know?

Me: Well, you can look in the address bar of your browser for the part immediately after the www…

Caller: Oh I’m on No wonder you couldn’t find it!

WIDTS: And I wonder how you take a shower without scalding your face off…

Use the T9 translator @ to translate the order#


*Actual caller handled by me while working for an answering service. Names & Identifying information have been changed. Bolded text is what I DESIRED to say…*

© 2010-2012 by What I Desired to Say….

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