English: Sun-dried tomatoes Français : Tomates...

Sun-dried tomatoes (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Girlfriend: I would like a side of your sun-dried tomato sauce to dip my breadsticks in, please.

Olive Garden Waiter: Oh sure. It’s such a delicious sauce. One of my favorites. Wait, did you want the marinara sauce?

WIDTS: If we wanted marinara sauce, I’d never have turned state’s evidence you schmuck!

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