Just spoke to a customer whose email username was fatty9452458851 (numbers are different, but the first part is valid)
WIDTS: Thanks for signing up @ eHarmony. However after a ‘careful’ scrutinization of your submitted profile, we have decided NOT to include you on our site. Your account has been credited the membership fee we regrettably accepted upon your submission of your profile. We hope this is not an inconvenience to you and we wish you the best in your romantic endeavors.
Seriously, did this person miss the whole cultural memo about the difference between the terms “fat” & “phat”? I have to think so, otherwise why would someone willingly choose that as an email username for themselves?
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