Caller: I have this charge in my checking account I know nothing about and the bank gave me your number. can you help me?
Me: Sure. May I get your name so I can see if we have an account on file with your name?
Caller: Oh, did you need my name?
WIDTS: Yes, but now for a different purpose. (Alpha Wolf Squadron, assemble! We have another gene pool contaminant!)
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