Caller: I called 2 days ago and was told that my refund would be in my account today and it’s not here yet. Can you tell me why?

Me: Sure. I apologize, but the person that gave you today as the refund date was incorrect. There is an issue with the refund date generator which is being fixed, but your refund would be received between 3-7 business days from the cancellation date.

Caller: So I have to wait?

WIDTS: No. YOU are able to hop in your DeLorean, jump forward in time to when your refund has been deposited to your account, withdraw that amount and then attempt to jump backwards to 10 minutes ago to deposit the funds now. However, you will likely make an error in calculating your jump and end up in a black hole, thereby removing your sub-intelligent genes from the gene pool.

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