Me: When you filled out the application for the loan, the Terms & Conditions of the application stated that if you were declined for the loan or if you opted to not receive the loan, then you would be enrolled in this optional program designed to help save you $100-$300.
Caller: But I told the person that called that I didn’t want their loan. Why am I signed up for this?
WIDTS: Congratulations! As the 100th caller I have spoken with today that listened to me explain the situation, yet didn’t hear a fucking word I said, you have won a lifetime supply of Q-Tips!
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