Me: OK, I can help you with that. May I get your name so I can pull up your account info?
Me: (waiting for a last name)
Caller: Did you need my last name?
WIDTS: Nope, out of ALL the James’ in the world, your idiocy shines bright enough that I can find your account with just your first name.
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