The other day at work, the boss of my boss comes into my office and the following exchange took place:
Him: Please tell me we are not sending out any letters in French.
Me: OK, we are not (any more), but we did.
Me: Because a vendor asked for our letter to be translated into French.
Him: How was that accomplished?
Me: Google Translate.
Him: Who sent the letter?
Me: Brian (my boss)
Him: Who said he could do that?
Me: He did.
Him: He, who?
WIDTS: Inspector Fucking Clouseau, that’s who.
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