CSR: And just remember, it is recommended that you arrive 2 hours before departure to make sure you are able to get through security in time to get on the flight, sir.
Customer: If my flight leaves at 11:30, then I should be able to show up at the airport at 11:30 and get on.
CSR: Well sir, we do have to accommodate the other 250 people boarding the plane and that can’t all happen at once.
Customer: That’s not my problem.
WIDTS: Am I speaking to the CEO of the airline, sir? No? Then it IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
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