Me: I’d like a 6-inch ham and swiss sub on wheat please.
Sandwich ‘Artist’: I’m sorry but we are all out of 6-inch bread. Would you like a footlong instead?
WIDTS: Well, my girlfriends always gag on my footlong, but sure, shove your footlong down my throat instead of cutting it into 2 6-inch loaves.
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