Me: I am calling on behalf of Buzz Lightyear and trying to reach your accounts receivable manager or controller, please.
Receptionist: Are you a vendor?
Me: No, I am calling on behalf of your customer, Buzz Lightyear.
Caller: I know! But are you a vendor?
WIDTS: Yes, but not for your sorry ass.
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