Called a company today and their automated IVR went like this:
Thank you for calling ZYX Company. Please listen closely as our menu options have recently changed. For Support, please press One. For Customer Service, please press Two. For immediate assistance, please press Zero.
WIDTS: So… what you’re saying is… that I will be receiving delayed assistance if I choose either Support or Customer Service, right? (shrug) Seems reasonable…
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