Standing in line at the department store last week, I start up a conversation with the guy in front of me.
Me: Quite a line, huh man?
Me: So, you all ready for Christmas?
Him: Oh, almost. This Nerf gun and Barbie are my last gifts.
Me: Good for you man. So you apparently don’t believe in this doomsday crap with the Mayan Calendar then, eh?
Him: On, no. It’s totally real. The world is gonna end on Friday.
WIDTS: So you’re buying Christmas presents because…
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!