Repeat After Me…

Using a drive thru at a gas station…

Me: I’d like a pack of Marlboro Red 72’s and a liter bottle of Mountain Dew, please.

Clerk: That’s a pack of Marlboro Red 72’s and a liter bottle of Mountain Dew, right?

Me: Yes.

A couple of minutes later…

Clerk: We don’t have a liter bottle of root beer.

WIDTS: Well then perhaps you have a liter bottle of a memory enhancing drink? You do? Drink ALL of them. NOW.

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