The Republican Argument Against Gay Marriage

I think I have figured out why Republicans are against same-sex marriage.

See they are big proponents of law enforcement, right? Well as big supporters of the rule of law, they have to keep as many loopholes as possible closed. One of those loopholes is that a person cannot be forced to testify against their spouse.

If they allow same-sex marriage, then anyone can marry anyone, even co-conspirators of crime. Therefore, by allowing such a thing, they keep open a pool of potential witnesses that would be able to testify against co-conspirators.

And while I wrote this in jest, with the current Republican Party ideals I can imagine this being discussed in some backroom meeting. Can we get some video or audio of that?

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3 thoughts on “The Republican Argument Against Gay Marriage

    • Thanks for reading.

      I seriously doubt I have given someone an idea that someone else hasn’t already thought of.

      After all, “Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don’t bother concealing your thievery — celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: “It’s not where you take things from — it’s where you take them to.” – Jim Jarmusch

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