Emergency!

I have called hospitals and medical centers lately for my job and I hear something on all of them that makes me scratch my head in wonder. You’ve all heard it, right? “If you are calling with a medical emergency, please hang up and call 911.”

I know that the medical center or doctor’s office is semi-required to have that message on their recording to avoid frivolous lawsuits and canceled malpractice policies but here is what I think should be said:

WIDTS: If you are experiencing a medical emergency and have called this number, just know that you are proving natural selection is real. By not contacting 911, you know the number for EMERGENCIES, you have lessened the chance you or a loved one will survive, which would result in removal of your DNA from the gene pool thereby increasing the human race’s chances for ultimate survival. We thank you for your sacrifice. 

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